Color purple added to fear mongering dial in CO

“Hey, Polis, it’s not working. People are not scared enough of the Rona plan…”

“Okay, guys…lets add PURPLE to the dial.”

CDPHE released a new dial for fear mongering, and the department added a new color. Purple has been added to the dial, indicating “extreme risk,” whatever that means.

Previous CDPHE propaganda
New CDPHE propaganda

Apparently, CDPHE believes that the color purple is really scary, and people will avoid Thanksgiving and other such gatherings as the color purple is approached.

Does the addition of the color purple to the state’s communist Rona dial mean anything whatsoever to you?