King Polis: Thanksgiving equals a loaded pistol to Grandma’s head

Jared Polis is a fear mongering tyrant. Eating thanksgiving dinner with relatives, according to him, is “bringing a loaded pistol” to Grandma’s head.

Jared made those comments today in a press conference regarding Rona and the state’s approach to communism.

Just when Coloradoans think Jared couldn’t say anything more stupid than calling his constituents “selfish bastards” or saying “I don’t follow Denver politics,” the King cropped this pearl that’ll live on forever.

So a virus with a 99.98% survival rate is equal to a loaded pistol, according to King Polis. Communist propaganda always calls for more old people, baby, and nurse sympathy.