Miami declares state of emergency from Spring Breakers

Miami beach is under a state of emergency!!

Hurricane? Gale-force winds? Flooding? Civil unrest? Riots? 

No. The state of emergency was declared over spring breakers. 

Miami Beach Mayor Dan Gelber declared a state of emergency Saturday.  “Too many are coming, really, without the intention of following the rules” Gelber whined. 

Gelber has issued an 8pm curfew, 9pm closing of major causeways from the mainland Miami beach to non-local traffic, as well as closing sporadic roads within and around the entertainment district. 

In yet another Draconian government overreach, Gelber called in an excessive amount of law enforcement to handle “spring breakers not following Covid-19 rules:”  

  • SWAT
  • Miami Beach Police Department
  • Miami-Dade Police Department
  • Florida Highway Patrol
  • Coral Gables Police Department
  • Miami Dade Department of Corrections

It can be assumed Gelber did not agree with Florida hosting Super Bowl LV, February 2, 2021 and opposes Florida’s Governor’s decision to reopen the state.