Colorado’s deadly COVID-19 text

King Polis and his minions sent out a text to Coloradoans today, and it’s a doozy as usual. Stay home, mask up…you’re all going to die.

Colorado’s text

“This region is at severe risk from deadly COVID.” Who wrote this, the king fear mongerer himself? His definition of “deadly” is a bit off, as a virus that’s 99.98% survivable for people other than those forced to die alone in nursing homes is hardly scary or deadly.

“Guys, there weren’t enough colors on the color wheel, so we added purple. Our lies about hospitals and tired healthcare workers aren’t working, and I hear rumblings of thanksgiving parties. What should we do?”

“Let’s send a scary text on a Sunday morning. That should really scare the peasants back into their dwellings.”